My completely un called for, and utterly unqualified advice is back with a vengence. I will have all my advice and some new stuff too every Thursday night so check out the site every Thursday around 8pm!
To say the least my blog has gone so far down in readers I went from over 300 followers to 200 followers. So as you can see, I’m going to get back to writing more.
But now for the fun part. I have now reached Girl Advice Part 10! Which for all you losers an bruisers out there who read this; Is good news. Anyways In my vast experience, The best thing you can do is start up a conversation and keep it going no matter what. Now be forwarned, there will always be the girl who just doesn’t want to talk, but 99% of the time this idea works beautifully.
Now in that convorsation, you want to avoid saying things that make either you or her (him??) Unconfortable, while it’s always great 2 step outside your comfort zone sometimes, this is most likely not a good time to be adventurous.
If you have been reading my articles, you will notice that there’s not a whole lot of real advice in here, that’s true. I can only tell you so much, you have to be a risk taker; a go getter; be adventurous (somewhat!). Most importantly DO NOT; I REPEAT DO NOT!! Be yourself! I say this because, If you were being yourself you would have people interested in you already, and would there for not need my help.
Anywhore, check back tomorrow for another cool article or something interesting. Thanks for reading, and don’t forget to follow me elseware online:
DISCLAIMER:: my advice is for entertainment and to possibly get dates. Do not screw this up. Also results may very; you might get slapped.
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Ok, so in this lesson, I’m going to give some (common sense) tips and tricks about how to talk to girls. This article is dedicated to Asher F.
1. Don’t act like a(n) asshole (doushe, bitch ect.)
2.Try to smell normal (or good).
3. DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT!! Be chewing gum while talking unless you have another piece to give her. (That’s just straight up being polite).
4. Be nice, and follow the steps layed out in my previous lessons.
If you do all of the above and follow my previous steps. You should be good. I will continue to post new ideas, and more tips and tricks about how to talk to girls in the future.
***DISCLAIMER: I (Max Tindall) CAN NOT IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM GUARANTEE THAT ANY OR ALL OF MY ADVICE PIECES WORK. INDIVIDUAL RESULTS MAY VERY.***
All of the advice posted about how to talk to girls has (to the best of my awesomeness) has been proven in practice, and works for me. Hopefully it will also work for you as well.
ThankYou for reading Tonight installment of How To Talk To Girls. Please check back tomorrow for another review and a special announcement. Thank you and goodnight.
I was recently talking to my friend jack about helping him to get girls. So this one’s for you Jack. Today’s lesson is about the initial talk.
The most important advice I can give is: to show a girl you really care, you have to the convo going! No matter how awckward it gets! Just keep talking. There are a few do’s an don’ts for talking to girls though. Here’s a few things NOT to do in convorsation.
1. Avoid talking about vagina (common knowlage)
2. Don’t bring up periods, and it’s acceptable if she does first.
3. Always make her feel special. (But not all creepily)
Excuse the short article, but I have to get back to working on my advice articles. So you can exspect a lot of them tomorrow. And don’s forget to tell you friends to visit my blog an follow me on twitter. Thanks for reading.
Yep, I’m back to advise you to getting a girl for the 4th time. In this Lesson, We will be reviewing Kissing. Now I know that’s a touchy subject, and in all honesty Yes it is, and no matter what you do just go with what comes naturally.
There are however a few tips and tricks, about starting the kiss. Now in my experience, All you really have to do is walk up an Smooch! As drastic as it sounds it really does work.
While simply walking up and laying it on is the best option (for me at least), There are a few simple ways to (for lack of a better word) “give a heads up” to your girl before you kiss. Its vitially important that you make a decent effort to have her start the first kiss of the relationship, also location and timeing are also important variables to make a great kiss.
We will get into location based kissing later, but generally what you really want to do is to man up, walk over to her, check her out a bit, and Wazam! Kiss her. Its as simple as that.
Thanks for reading, check back tomorrow for a more in depth, kissing lesson. Thanks again. Goodnight. Tell yo friends.
Yes, that’s right folks, I am compiling all my advice and putting it on one single page, (I Know Right!!). The Page is set to launch March 10th at 10:30am. So please be patiant with me here.
The page will house all the advice, and will be constantly updated with new advice, and updated older advice. Thanks for reading.
Here goes my 3rd attempt to give half way decent advice to guys (or possibly lesbiens) about talking to girls. So previously we reviewed breaking up, and the good ol’ fashion approach. Today I’m gonna focus on convorsations.
After you master the approach, the next logical step is to strike up a convo about something mutually interesting. I know that sounds really hard, but I promise I can teach you the right way to do it.
What you really wanna do is this:
1. After a sucuessful approach, you MUST give some kind of compliment. (Weather its about her hair, eyes, clothes, ect.) But not a really gushy compliment, (like I love your body), because in all tests that one gets you into an awckward scilence or a slap.
2. After a sucuessful compliment, you gotta start blathering on about something she likes. It doesn’t matter if you like it, (or in some cases even know about it), but you have to do this to start a good convo. Also, Be absolutly sure if she even looks like she might say anything at all, TO STOP AN SHUT UP! This is important because its a major turn off(so I was told) it you don’t.
3. At this point you should have a decent convorsation started. So be sure to follow these steps (at least loosely, improvments are welcome) if you want to talk her up.
Results May Very, Improvments are welcome. If your Ideas work Post them below , Or email me at email@example.com Thanks for reading.
I tried my brilliant Idea today after school, And As I had suspected, It worked. So yes it’s true I’m freaking amazing! That’s right!! I finally had an Idea that worked. (I’ll be done gloating shortly) Yeaaaah Buddy! I’m smart again! (All Done).
So now that my first ever idea worked, I’m going to make a bigger thing about this. So I’m going to start using my advice page! I guess that’s un-important news, but I get to be excited!
In other news, I would like to finally get it online that Barack Obama looks like Curious George. Ok now that sounded silly (atleast it did in person).
Also, I don’t see why people horribly over react to what people say. I feel like in peoples mindset there should be something like why care what people say, and just care what people do”. That might have been an opnion, but then again the whole point of this blog is to point out the world from the eyes of that fat kid from Delaware I told you about, (Max Tindall).
Yeah, that’s right I called myself fat, I figure its only fair considering that I make fun of other people online to. “So I thinks to my self I might as well hate on me too.” But I warn you, don’t get used to it. I usually don’t drag my own sad self into my horrible blog posts.
Hopefully someone out there found this neat, Thanks for reading. Comments Rock! Thanks.
What’s the best Bad Joke? I would honestly like to know, because I want to break up with my girlfriend ASAP, and I need a bad joke to lighten the mood before the moment.
I know that makes me sound like a total asshole, but It really is a good idea, to lighten the mood before someone dumps there girl. It might sound like a dick move but try it and It works.
This has been the first post in my new advice colum on talking to girls. And all the other crap that happens in relationships. Thanks for reading.